Something I Learned Today

The following isn't always true but most of the time it is true.

Stop complaining! (story)

Once upon a time there was a little sparrow who, while flying south for the winter, froze solid and fell to the ground.
Then to make matters worst, a cow crapped on him. But the maneur was all warm and it defrosted him. So there he is warm and happy to be alive and he starts to sing.
A hungry cat comes along and clears off the maneur, then he looks at the little bird and he eats him.

The moral of the story is............

Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
And everyone who gets you out of crap is not necessarily your friend.