I was thinking of keeping this post PG rated.... Nah.... What's the fun in that?
- Number one thing that is a guilty pleasure? An enema. As long as I want it, if I don't want it kills.
- Seeing Frankie in his towel... And ripping it from him.
- Being blindfolded. Not going to lie. I love it even outside being sexual thing.
- Glitter everywhere. Ah come on you guys knew that was coming!
- Flipping someone's world upside down without them knowing it was me that did it. Honey come on I seen the bus coming too bad you didn't. And based on your face it hit where it should have.
- Dog clothes! Yes I dress up my dogs. My boss knows that's why I am late have the time. She used to be pissed at me but she is one of my best friends so she just shakes her head now.
- Country food, I am not a country girl. I was born in Seattle. My mom is from Hoover but let's face it. I am not a country girl. But I have my streaks of country.
- Strawberries or cherries dipped into things. Frosting, sugar, cheese, chocolate, and even sour cream and onion dip. I've done it.
- A spanking... And it was looooooong before 50 Shades of Grey. Don't believe, I'll give you a print out of my Google search.
- Pink champagne. I do not do regular champagne. I won't do regular champagne.
Bonus: An orgasm. Come on no headaches, and no Tylenol. You people go ahead and use something that can be recalled my buzzer and my hand are my besties.
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